about the webmaster
hello! my name is ZOMB. i'm an agender zombie lesbian who enjoys webmastery. my pronouns are it/its, but if you must use a binary pronoun for me, use he/him. i was born and (mostly) raised in central virginia to a family of south africans with (lovingly) enough mental problems to go around. we did live in florida for some time when i was very young, but i consider the mountains of virginia my home. my family has two cats, a dog, a bearded dragon, and three sheep. my cat's name is DC.

i'm a traditional satanist. that means my satanism is theistic, and Satan is a real god that i worship, along with many of his fellow demons in the kingdom of Hell. i don't intend on sharing more than that about my faith, but let it be known that i trust science and reason first and foremost in case any of you worried otherwise lol. it's like the whole basis of satanism to believe science first.

anyways, some fun facts about me: my MBTI type is INTP, i am a pisces, and i have eaten real actual bugs before. speaking of bugs, entomology is a hobby of mine. i'm also the type of person that likes to read textbooks for fun. generally speaking, i'm a huge nerd.

currently, i am a senior in high school and training to become an EMT. i enjoy art, music (i played mallet percussion in band, and i'm damn good at it too), reading, and being generationally terrible at video games. i was in marching band for all of high school, and now that it's over, i feel kind of lost without my section... if i were going to college i would certainly join their band program, but alas, work comes first.

although country living is nice, i am a gay nonhuman satanist so it's not really sustainable or safe to express myself here. i plan on moving somewhere a bit more urban and accepting soon. ideally, nyc. i will go there and get my paramedic license and live alone in a small apartment with my cat and live my best life. i know it won't be easy, but i'm for real gonna die if i stay where i am any longer.

i've been a zombie since i was 11 or 12, so, a long time. i actually came out as trans when i was like 14, so it shouldn't be surprising that my identity as a zombie means more to me than my transgender identity. don't get me wrong, both are vital to my being, but nothing is more intrinsic to my soul than the fact that i am undead at heart. it influences every other part of my life and who i am as a person.

i'm pretty skilled at art, but i am not skilled at taking good photos of it or making art often enough to post, so you probably won't see it ever. sorry. i enjoy traditional art, especially when it comes to working with oil pastels. i also enjoy doing pointillism. i also do consider myself a musician, although i can't write music to save my life. hand me some sheet music and i've got you though.

i've done webmastery for about 4 years now, give or take. i've always just used other coders' layout builders (thank you petrapixel for your service) until now. this website is actually my first ever attempt at building a layout on my own, which is probably obvious if you looked at my code... i've just frankensteined various snippets from youtube tutorials and other people's resources pages and forced it all to fit together how i want. that being said, i'm still really proud of what i've done here.

here are some of my favorite things: i don't really have anything else to tell you. thanks for reading, and an even bigger thanks for visiting my site!

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