ABOUT THE WEBMASTER

i am ZOMB, an internet-dwelling zombie from the middle of shitfuck nowhere, usa. my pronouns are it/its exclusively. i am otherkin, and have been a zombie for as long as i can remember. maybe even longer, given that i have the memory of a goldfish with dementia. you could say that i'm agender and aroace, if you really love labels, but i don't like to label myself like that. generally with everything, i'm a zombie. and besides, i have a girlfriend, it feels weird giving me a silly human label like "aroace."

my interests include webmastery, music, art, videogames, fashion, and photography. specifically, in terms of subculture, i've squeezed myself into spaces like punk, emo, scene, goth, and even the affliction-wearing asshole club. mostly, though, i'm a juggalo. pretty wicked, huh?

i intend to use this website as a personal journal, as well as a place to post my art and photography at some point. i really hate the way the internets been getting with everyone being so ridiculously negative all the time. maybe i just want to post my shit in peace, you know? plus this is a fun time killer.

some fun facts about me:

i play mallet percussion instruments like the bells, chimes, marimba, and vibraphone
i have two cats, named lucky and DC (short for dead cat. no, i'm not joking.)
i worked on a farm for several years, and own three sheep we keep as pets
my favorite animal of all time is the earthworm, closely followed by the centipede
my favorite color is neon green, but with the way nearly everything i own is red, you wouldn't think that at first
i am autistic (huge surprise, i know)
i am currently hyperfixated on welcome to night vale, specifically desert bluffs
i am learning several languages! currently i'm learning french, afrikaans, japanese, and russian
my family is south african, hence why i am learning afrikaans
i was the first in my family to be born in america, and the first to not have afrikaans as a first language
i eat bugs. not as often as i would like, but i do

so yeah. that's the dumpster fire of a person running this dumpster fire of a website. hell yea